intrinsicallylinkedlife:

The sarcastic fringehead (Neoclinus blanchardi) is a ferocious and fish which has a large mouth and aggressive territorial behaviour. When two fringeheads have a territorial battle, they wrestle by pressing their bloated mouths against each other, as if they were kissing. Whichever fish is more powerful or large, ultimately determines which fish has its territory.

They can be up to 30 cm wide and are mostly scaleless with great pectoral fins and reduced pelvic fins. With highly compressed bodies, some may be so widened as to appear eel-like. They tend to hide inside shells or crevices.

First picture: Oh wow that’s a pretty cool looking fish, I’d want one

Second picture: JESUS DICK, WHAT IS WAAAAUUGGHHH!!

Source: intrinsicallylinkedlife

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  1. ilsalaino reblogged this from saemful
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  3. adarose reblogged this from ichthyologist-2 and added:
    What about this fish makes it “sarcastic”?
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  5. jcoolmckickass reblogged this from orthodoxwaffle and added:
    WHAT THE HOLY FUCK!!!!
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    ajzsdf;lkjeai;oerj;a What do you even do?!?!
  9. peroxids reblogged this from intrinsicallylinkedlife and added:
    I fucking love these fish.
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  12. cannedcoelacanth reblogged this from steampunklayhr and added:
    This fish has the best name ever.
  13. steampunklayhr reblogged this from n4nuk4 and added:
    Immediate reaction: AHHHH FUCK ;AAAAA; Secondary reaction: Okay despite being scary looking that’s actually pretty cool...
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  15. caritashelianus reblogged this from eziohotpantsauditore and added:
    HOOOOly! D8 that thing…it’s terrifying…
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  18. skeedaddle reblogged this from intrinsicallylinkedlife and added:
    First picture: Oh wow that’s...pretty cool looking fish, I’d want one Second picture:...
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  22. werewesodifferent reblogged this from jeidekka and added:
    I’ll be honest.. It looks like a scary vagina.
  23. stegashota reblogged this from kaxen and added:
    OH GOD WTF IS THIS SHIT THIS IS TERRIFYING.
  24. amongthegentlymad reblogged this from overlordrae and added:
    BLARGLEWARGLEEE I EAT CHOO
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